My hamster came in like a wrecking ball.
My hamster is talented.
He has a four-by-four truck.
I’m proud of him.
I hear my pet hamster squeak from hunger.
I see my hamster rolling down the slide.
I want peace.
My pet hamster doesn’t like when I write about him,
it makes him hungry.
When he’s hungry, he sits in a catapult and scratches me in the eyeballs.
Video games make my hamster feel alive
and when he dreams, he feels like he’s in a game.
When he wakes, he sings for an hour.
He says: I am sad.
My hamster is in a better place now.
I miss him.
He retired.
