Peter. They ridiculed his defaults with the label of Parkinson's Peter. He was diagnosed with the emotional torment that the name waved in his career like your baby cousin's lack of attention
Reading Epitaphs
The Mouse Play #2
Edelweiss: I like running!
Edelversa: I like treats!
The Mouse Play
Edelweiss: Food! Food! Food! All you think about! Food!
Edelversa: Good! I like food! You should eat more!
The Bird Play
Mango (reading off newspaper): Increase in food! USA discovers new source of food!
Mango: Food! Food amazing! Food grows you! It is better than food that USA discovers new source of food!
The Cat Shmeck
Once there was a cat named Shmeck. He liked to sit on laps of people. He also liked to scratch the rug and couch. One day Shmeck did not scratch the rug or couch. He also did not sit on any laps.
Starzen’s Booty
The other day I came home from school and saw a crazy guy with a long shaggy beard. He was at my door and said, “Ahoy there, young lass. I’m your long lost uncle.”
The Missing Toy
One Sunday night me and my aunts dog Fred were looking for his fetch toy he really likes it. First we looked outside were it usually is then we went inside and looked for it in his pen.